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8/15/2017 10:05 pm  #1


Just a few jokes I found...Enjoy

<<< WARNING : SENSE OF HUMOR NEEDED. IF YOU ARE EASILY TRIGGERED BE GONE FROM HERE >>>

If a woman sleeps with 10 guys, she's called a slut. If a man does it ... he's called gay. Very gay.

I was holding a door open for this Asian guy. As he walked by he said "Sank You" so I punched him right in the mouth. How dare he mention Pearl Harbor to me?

Did you hear about the Hipster that drowned in the lake the other day? He went ice-skating before it was cool.

My friend's dog died yesterday and I felt bad for her. So today I went out and bought her an identical dog! Turns out she got pissed at me as she yelled "What the hell am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"

 

9/25/2017 8:50 pm  #2


Re: Just a few jokes I found...Enjoy

I'm close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don't know y.

My grandpa has the heart of a lion & a lifetime ban from the zoo.

I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something 

Last edited by ProfessorHobo (9/25/2017 8:50 pm)

 

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